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School

Just your parents way of saying jail, but they make it sound fun. You get tortured and it's the worst place to be in.
Mom: Ready for school?
12 Year Old Daughter: So jail?

Mom: Nooooo....yeahhhh
by Life💞👎🏻 July 8, 2017
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School

1. The place you go to learn
2. The place you go to get away from your psycho family

3. The place you go to see your friends
4. The place you go to die
1. School is my only haven
2. School is a living nightmare
by GL/GT/FT/H/TSV May 8, 2017
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School

A place of work and stress where your brain explodes into knowledge and you turn into Albert Einstein.
School is a place that you learn stuff.
by Dr. Dude Man January 22, 2018
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School

A shooting range for anyone who got the guts. (America)
Dude, I love this school they got the moving targets
by Monke with Waffle November 15, 2022
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School

School is 8 hours of your life wasted every day (except the weekend) on knowledge you'll use, or you'll never use
School, is where you sit in a classroom for 45–50 minutes and listen to a teacher talk and after 45–50 minutes you'll hear a bell that lets you go outside

School is where you find friends and with friends you can talk and do other stuff together
School is a place where you do tests to get a letter (or a number) on a piece of paper
School is where if you get a lot of grades, you'll get another paper
by hungarian grill June 21, 2023
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School

A place where kids get torched for 18 years. They start at the age of 5 years and end school at 17 or 18

Divided into two school years -

Primary - Preschool to Year 7
Secondary- Year 8 to Year 12

Maths, English and Science are the worst subjects
Uniforms Polices - Wearing Uniform and looking neat

Exams and Assignment are a form of punishment
Student asking the teacher about history

Student - "I thought Child Slavery was banned in the 1860s so why do we still have to go to school"

Teacher - We get payed to teach you, so suck it up -.-
by schoolboy69 April 23, 2014
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school

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
example 1
kid: Mom I hate school
mom: why is that
kid: its in the name school it self mom
mom: what do you mean
kid: school stands for six cruel hours of our lives

example 2
kid 1: I hate school
kid 2: i know right school is "school"
by ersdisanta June 4, 2015
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