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Dong Snatch

When a women, normally lesbian, cuts of the penis of a man while he is sleeping and gives it to another women as an offering of her affection.
Women: I just dong snatched Sarah.
Women 2: What'd she think?
Women: I think she really liked it.
by Hippieman2 May 12, 2015
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Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.
Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.
by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011
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Kracken Snatch

The hairy festival hoe who looks like a 12 year old boy and screws poor suckers for money and coke
Kracken Snatch hasn't washed her gash in so long the cum stains are screaming for release
by Maxhellimus June 25, 2018
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Hippo-Snatch

A term used for a woman so thirsty for the "D", that her actions leads one to think that her vagina is going to jump out of her pants and snatch that "D" up like a ball in Hungry Hungry Hippos!
While Ratchet's husband is doing a ten year bid in prison, she gets hungry for the "D". She's up in the club all Hippo-Snatching any dick wit a pulse n a dream, and she down with O.P.P.
by gfizzlemynizzle January 17, 2015
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Cactus Snatch

I need more lube my girl has cactus snatch.
by Sharp2112 July 15, 2017
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snatched and attached

Snatched the audience’s attention and attached meaning well put together and slayed.
kylie: Did you see that dance routine?
denis: Yes, girl. It was snatched and attached!
by littlemactalkingsmack August 17, 2017
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Fupa Snatch

When a fat girl sticks you under her fupa, and then flys away with you into the sunset.
Yea man, Mikey was at the bar when he got fupa snatched and taken away.
by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022
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