Texas Dry Rub

The act of eating flaming hot Cheetos and covering your hands in the powder, then masturbating.

I just Texas Dry Rubbed my dick

by Hugh J ASS May 11, 2018

kabetcha butt rub

A kebetcha butt rub is when someone rubs their bare butt in your face, usually resulting in pink eye.

'Dude if you're not careful ima pull my pants down and kabetcha butt rub you'

by Peeakk November 12, 2013

connecticut dry rub

When a guy wraps his penis in sand paper and puts it in a girls anus and has intercorse.

Wow Billy gave that girl a Connecticut dry rub last night and now she is in a wheelchair

by SketchMcTrip August 19, 2010

Rubs Forehead Twice

Someone broke rule number one.

"Dude, you really just said THAT in public?!" *rubs forehead twice*

by abhabhabhabhabh December 22, 2011

Chewbacca Pussy Rub

When your boyfriend is going down on you, and then, completely out of nowhere, does a Chewbacca impression with all the grunts and throat noises.

Do you like 'Star Wars'? Do you like oral sex? Give your girl the Chewbacca Pussy Rub.

by sitonmyface88 March 09, 2010

rub the magic lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

by J. Kimble July 14, 2005

RUB-ADA-BANGO

A notorious and funny song/dance which, when listened by someone for about 3 or more times, causes lss to them. The song/dance was first introduced on a Downy commercial on the TV. The song means, when you feel you're too smelly whether on a busy or a sporty day, you should rub some parts of your body with your hands. The ad is only in the Philippines.

TV commercial: Let's do the rub-ada-bango, Downy's rub-ada-bango, when you rub rub rub ang damit, bango, bango, bango mare-release!!!!

Alvin: (Sings together with the TV) bango, bango, bangooooohh!!!!!!!!!!!

Nena: Hey, Alvin, don't sing that song, it's very annoying, I think you have an LSS.

by AlnelExtreme November 14, 2012