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Robert Clack

Robert Clack is a well rated school in the Borough of Barking and Dagenham, named after the Dagenham mayor of the same name.
Person 1: What school are you going to

Person 2: Robert Clack Comprehensive
by CCRobertClack December 11, 2019
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Robert Hamburger

The funny ass "kid" that wrote the book Real Ultimate Power about how sweet ninjas are.
by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
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Robert Ortiz

Sex on legs.
Also known as the amazing drummer of Escape the Fate, which is quite a wonderful band.
Holy shit, that's Robert Ortiz! Let's go get his autograph because he's awesome.
by it's chris crocker. March 19, 2009
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Robert Bork

n. (Robert Heron Bork. B. 1927-)
1) Former hatchet man and acting Attourney General for President Richard Nixon.
2) Unsuccessful supreme court nominee. (See Ronald Reagan.)
3) The crunchy-looking dude on the quaker oats box.
4) Law professor, author, and famous inventor of Kentucky fried chicken.

v. (to bork. Borked)
1) v. to bork: to destroy a judicial nominee through a concerted attack on his character, background and philosophy.
2) to slander one’s character. (see swiftboat, swiftboat veterans for truth.)
3) v. bork (vulgar): a slang term for sexual intercourse.
4) pp. borked: see fucked, butfucked, royally fucked, screwed, blued and tattooed.

n. Bork
1) A mixture of beef and pork. (preferably eaten with a spork.)
2) (slang): a man's penis. (Syn. pork sword)
3) A malicious Icelandic EMO singer with a propensity for punching out reporters at airports. (See bjork)
4) One of the four most popular flavors of Ramen Noodles, along with beef, chicken, and pork.
"I can't believe my boss totally borked me with that bad reference letter!"

"Do you think we can get Robert Bork to play 'Frankie' in the new remake of 'Beach Blanket Bingo?'"
by parisofpriam February 26, 2006
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Robert Paulsons

Male mammary glands which are so large, they resemble those of a woman.
That guy has the biggest pair of Robert Paulsons I've ever seen; I'd sure fucking love to motorboat those bitches.
by atomysk March 12, 2008
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Robert E Lee

One of the greatest general's in all of history. Known for his honorable character, devotion to duty, not to mention his brilliant tactical successes in battle after battle against a stronger foe. He repeatedly won distinction for conduct and bravery during the Mexican-American War.

At the begining of the War Between the States, he was offered commands in both the Union and Confederacy, but choose to be loyal to the South as he was born in Virginia.
"They do not know what they say. If it came to a conflict of arms, the war will last at least four years. Northern politicians will not appreciate the determination and pluck of the South, and Southern politicians do not appreciate the numbers, resources, and patient perseverance of the North. Both sides forget that we are all Americans. I foresee that our country will pass through a terrible ordeal, a necessary expiation, perhaps, for our national sins"- Robert E Lee

*I believe the other poster must be thinking of General Grant who was well known for his drinking.
by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006
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