viking river cruise

When a Scandinavian prostitute urinates on you whilst fully inserted during intercourse

I can't believe the mess I left behind in that Amsterdam hotel room after I took Viking River Cruises all night long

by HansGreub3r November 1, 2015

Toms river intermediate east

Intermeadiate east has some of the most skanky bitches ever youll find many kids in lower b wing juuling or flairing lolz few fights happen because some of these girls are too pussy with the most uglyiest dudes ever (except some) and some of the worst teachers ever and the worlds most gay rules ever located right by the ocean county mall :)

Lol thats a trie bitch right there
toms river intermediate east is wack asl

by kate57 February 7, 2019

eno river academy

a fucking charter school in Hillsborough, North Carolinathat has a total of about 2 students. They didn't have time to interview any staff before hiring meaning we're stuck with some bat shit crazy teachers and some ones that don't even understand what they're teaching. Where the principal lies to the lower school about the the guy that's brought a knife into school three times with the intentions of stabbing someone. ERA is full of redneck white people who think they're the shit because their older sibling bought them a juul.

"Hey you go to ERA?"
"Yeah"

"Did you hear about the kid that tried to stab this one chick"
"Nah I was too busy hitting my juul in the bathroom"

eno river academy is where the rednecks with nicotine addictions go

by pu55yki113r April 14, 2019

Whatever fords your river.

similar to "whatever caulks your wagon", both taken from the classic Apple II Game Oregon Trail. Both mean "Whatever makes you happy"

Me: I'm gonna kick that ginger.

Hunter: Hey man, Whatever fords your river.

by RCampz November 10, 2009

Motor boat across the river

The act of motor boating boobs that are nonexistent or have a huge canyon in between them.

Dude she wants me to motorboat her boobs.
You mean motor boat across the river, she has no boobs.

by eSalazarv1 February 26, 2011

over the river

Driving over 100 miles per hour

How fast are you going?
I'm over the river.

by Kevin Nogilny November 27, 2019

raging river

When someone takes a piss that is powerful enough to burn a hole in the toilet, it is called a "raging river"

1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power

1. Tom, your piss is so powerful, it's a raging river.

by JPhat December 21, 2005