Fat Rip

When you get a massive oof

Cam: "I have my college interview on valentines day"
Connor: "Fat Rip"
Cam: "I also have a music trip so if I'm late back from the music trip..."
Cam + Connor: "Fat Rip"

by Paint2018 December 13, 2018

Milky Rip

The act of whitening one's water pipe shaft with smoke until it is so purely white, that it resembles a glass of milk. Followed closely by an intense inhalation of aforementioned substance.

Ex. 1
"Dude, you wouldn't believe how shitty of a day I had man"

"Tell me about it man..."

"Well to start things off Cindy, that bitch-cunt-rag of a woman who I call boss would not get off my ass about those damn TPS reports. Then that fat-fuck greasy italian mother-fucker in the next cubicle farted and I could literally taste the fucking cannolis he had for dinner last night. And to top it off, that Jewish bastard Morty Goldstein broke the coffee maker this morning and didn't bother to inform the rest of the office"

"You know what would take your mind off all that bullshit man..?"

(In unison)

"Milky Rips!"


Ex. 2
"Shit man! Check out Freddy, he's about to take the biggest rip ever!"

"Damn, that's not just a big rip, that's a Milky Rip!"

by Da Bone Crusha January 21, 2009

Ripping Tide

When you let a serious fart "rip" while swimming in the ocean.

You might want to swim a little further away from me, I'm totally ripping tide right now.

by rockyracoon86 June 20, 2011

ripped toosh

when you pass some gas with some friends

hey jon guess What? yes Robby? i just ripped toosh majorly

by jrhcrapo December 2, 2009

ghost rip

when one inhales smoke and the smoke remains in the lungs until they attempt to exhale and the smoke is not present.

Johnny Appleseed: dude, there's no smoke...

Johnny Depp: I know, it's ghost rip

by Ass-Um August 27, 2006

Old Rip

A name for someone who is not asthetically pleasing

Look at that old rip over there! You old rip!

by Darius Doolally April 27, 2010

Ripped Off

Term used to describe how voters felt after the 2000 and 2004 elections. We're still stuck with the Bush Regime and America is still screwed.

Bush and his family ripped us off in the 2000 election in Florida.

by LordRemus November 3, 2004