Religion

Fairly tales and fantasies from the time of when man didnt know where the sun went when it went behind the mountain. Religion makes no sense to anyone but strangley is defended by most people, the christians being the most brutal.

Child: I like watchin stupid cartoon child movies
Father: Thats assnine grow up and believe in an adult fairy tale, jesus and Religion.
Atheists: Blah Blah Blah were retarded white supremacists
Random hobo: Jesus is fake
Christians: lets get are panties in a bunch and act like idiots because he thinks differently

by kingBlacken.ps.ty October 7, 2010

religion

Was created by the same people that thought the world was flat.

Jesus Freak: Imma go pray for hours! I wanna be a priest when i grow up! I wa-

Atheist: *slaps* Don't be stupid.

Life is too short. Dont waste a second of it on religion.

by dhfkudhfdkgdgu March 28, 2008

Reign (name)

Reign is a stubborn and beautiful bitch. She can be the sweetest person in the world but get on her bad side and youll never stop getting tormented. Reign is powerful as the name means rise above and royalty, she never stops until she gets what she wants and rises above all, always. Reign can be slightly dumbfounded but always thinks positively, and has a nice body figure.

Reign (name) was acting so dumb in class today but shes beautiful.

by namedefintionsdaily November 5, 2019

Beabadoobee Religion

The religion in which the one and only goddess, Beabadoobee, is worshipped.

Those who commit their lives to the one and only queen Bea go to the ultimate after-life, Beatopia.

"I'm a Christian, what about you?"
"I'm a Bea. I'm part of the Beabadoobee Religion :)"
"Take me with you. I wanna go to Beatopia😭"

by g1ng3r5auru5 September 17, 2022

Religion

Something this one emo kid named Dorkus decided to make fun of because he just "awoke" from a "chloroform-induced sleep interrupted by two baboons on the Dr. Phil show." Since then every single teenager besides Masta Funkinator has followed this trend like a giant flock of juicy chickens. I like to eat chickens.

Charles: OMG!! God = LIE!! WTF?! LOL!
Samantha: OMG!! OMG!! Marry me in Holy Matrimony!! WTF?!
Masta Funkinator: Shut your mouths, fools before I get my freak on!

by Jerry the Gerbilizer May 31, 2005

Religion

A bunch of lies that people believe, follow, allow to control their lives and go to war over

Having Fun Is Against My Religion...so is eating, breathing, sleeping and not reading the Bible.

by DeadPerson August 12, 2009

religion

bullshit

Remember when the Earth flooded and Noah put two of each animal on his big wooden boat and floated around until he found land?

Yeah that didn't happen. If you think it did you're just stupid. How can religion be true when there are countless different religions but we are all just human. Think about it. If you got sucked in, you got fucked.

by noremac m September 11, 2010