This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
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Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:
by A Former Procrastinator April 18, 2024
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Usually for big events such as the superbole or some hot chick you see across the street.
Usually for big events such as the superbole or some hot chick you see across the street.
guy 1:Dude this game is awesome!
guy 2:i know man, but i really need to take a shit
guy1: dont procrapsinate like last time. the stain didnt come off for weeks
guy 2:i know man, but i really need to take a shit
guy1: dont procrapsinate like last time. the stain didnt come off for weeks
by procrapsinator1 August 27, 2010
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Dude 2: "Nah I can't man i procraminated all last week for my big test.
Dude 1: "Sucks for you!"
Dude 2: "Nah I can't man i procraminated all last week for my big test.
Dude 1: "Sucks for you!"
by Traedis April 17, 2011
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by HungryHayden March 16, 2013
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Person B- I'm writing the the history essay.
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Person B- OK I was Procrastibating.
Person A- again with the procrastibation?
Person B- I'm writing the the history essay.
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Person B- OK I was Procrastibating.
Person A- again with the procrastibation?
by jerrie006 May 11, 2014
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