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Sexclamation point !!!

A gender-revealing punctuation mark! Used frequently, often in multiples and almost exclusively by females!!! (Men, in contrast, end a sentence with a single piece of punctuation, usually a period or question mark.)

The female attraction to this piece of punctuation is probably entirely unconscious. The mark - ! - is a clear pictogram of a woman's 'private parts', a vertical orifice above a circular one.

Using it to end almost any string of words is a statement of the sender's sexuality, conveying a subliminal ; "Look what I possess!!!"!!!!!
The detective suspected that the note - "Back soon! I'm shopping for fancy soap and scented candles!" - with its mystifying sexclamation point !!!, could possibly have been written by a woman.
by Monkey's Dad September 2, 2019
mugGet the Sexclamation point !!!mug.

Straight Points

Straight Points are used by comparing someone's personality traits, behavior and vocabulary to the average male or female heterosexual of the same sex in order to taunt, underline or put into question someone's sexual orientation.

The straight points are usually deducted by presenting traits of the opposed sex such as wearing makeup for men and playing or watching sports for women, but they can also be added when someone's presenting other traits that coincide with the ones of an average heterosexual of the same sex.
You lose 10 straight points for bringing your man-purse to the bar.

He loses 5 straight points for having an white iPhone but he gains 15 for driving a motorcycle.

How many straight points we'll deduct him for ordering a Cherry Cola?
by a66spam June 12, 2013
mugGet the Straight Pointsmug.

sex points

Points you get for empressing your partner which will later reward you in SEX!!
Babe, that was so sweet! You're really racking up sex points!
by Kracka' Keith! January 3, 2016
mugGet the sex pointsmug.

droid points

droid points are achieved when someone looks something up on their phone pertaining to the situation or an answer to a random question. this often leads to a race.
friend 1: yo what other movie is that guy in?
friend 2: hold on ill look it up... The Patriot!
friend 3: wow, mad Droid points man!
by droid master May 8, 2011
mugGet the droid pointsmug.

Point Pump

You finally scored that Raunchy Root after that dry spell in August... but before things got midway that full thrust ...unfortunately turned into half a pump (.5 of a pump). Now she is looking like a Spunky Monkey
Boy: “babe, it’s been ages. Can we make love tonight?”
Girl: “I’m tired. I have work early”
Boy: “it’ll be a point pump, I promise.”
Girl: “okay.”
by RowdyRando February 19, 2019
mugGet the Point Pumpmug.

Pussy Points

Imaginary points that is given to a guy from doing certain actions that would have a girl wanting to do some kind of sexual activity.
Her sister likes him, she found out, and he got mad pussy points for that shit.
by UsernameIsTheGame December 7, 2015
mugGet the Pussy Pointsmug.

Q-Point

The mark of your class' dumbest Asian girl is the Q-point.
Any marks above this is known as a Q+
Any marks below this is known as a Q-.

Getting Q- usually results in an automatic fail on that exam/assignment/quiz/course.

Mathematically, the PDF of the Q-point is Rayleigh distributed (With Marks on the X-axis, from 0% to 100%)
Student A:"Hey man, what did you get on your exam?"
checks Asian girl's marks.
Student B:"Not good man... Not good... Q-point..."

Professor: "See 'ya next year!"
by capturador de mama December 14, 2010
mugGet the Q-Pointmug.

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