play stupid

Pretending to be ignorant to get out of trouble

"Excuse me sir, can I see your ticket...you are in the wrong seat, this is the sky box section, you are supposed to be in the bleachers.
"Oh, I had no idea, how do you even get there?
"Go out make a left or right, and go all the way to the other side of the stadium."
"Okay thanks"
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"Haha, I love to play stupid, it works every time."

by dhun March 30, 2015

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Jew Play

A play designed in a videogame that guarantees instant scoring in less than 10 seconds, leaving the opponent helpless and frustrated. Oftentimes employed in Madden football games when receivers line up in "Hail Mary" or "All Streaks" formation.

"Matt was beating Ram 17-0 in Madden 99 until Ram started using jew plays and running up the score to 77-17."

by Willa Zea April 12, 2005

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Pay to Play

An online game in which you must pay in order to play. Also refeared to as "P2P", not to be confused with Peer To Peer

"I hate Graal because they made it Pay to Play"

by James Hickey March 30, 2004

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playing plinko

When you push out a fart and a little piece of poop rolls down your pant leg followed by a leg shake and a turdball rolling away, not to be confused with sharting which is magical surprise diharrea mistaken for a harmless fart.

Last night i drank so much tequila that when i woke up, i had to fart but ended up playing plinko in front of my parents at the breakfast table, and my dog thought it was a whisker biscuit and ate it.

by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005

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light play

The way that light falls on objects and continuously casts itself throughout the day.

The light play in my home was beautiful this evening - it danced on the walls and skipped along my crystal vases, casting magnificent prisms this way and that.

by bennywebs12 February 21, 2017

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