phantom of the megaplex

obviously not so smart guy on a rad disney channel movie who will try to sabatoge you to get attention

The phantom of the megaplex will pwn your ass if you go to the movies.

by eep. October 16, 2006

phantom fart

when you can feel a fart in your stomach but you just cant push it out

Joe: 'man i really need to fart' Tom: 'Push it out then' Joe: 'Nah its a phantom fart :('

by chicken ming wing April 1, 2017

phantom dick

A terrifying movie that I would not recommend to under 18s

Girl: are you sure that we should be making out in this abandoned house?
Guy: Yea it's fine.

*door busts open*

Guy and Girl: Argh!!! The phantom dick

by SmallBus May 3, 2019

Phantom

verb - to jump someone from the shadows; to kick the shit out of someone, without them being aware of who is delivering the beatdown

As soon as that fucker comes out of the bar and walks down this alley, I'm gonna phantom his ass.

by Gheed November 9, 2006

phantom dump

When you take a shit in a toilet and leave without flushing leaving it for the next person who eneters the bathroom often performed in hotels,friends,restaurants,hospitals and gas stations. More than one person can perform a phantom dump in the same toilet.

We all took a phantom dump in the bathroom at Shell.

by RustyDildo August 8, 2008

Phantom uh da Oprah

silent but deadly fart from the ass of an obese black woman

Lawdy lawdy, Miss Scarlet, ah dun know nuthin bout birthin no babies, but ah does know y'all best open da winda cause I jest squeezed out one dem phantom uh da oprah an...........whoooo wheee, dat smell mo dan when ma ol' man come home aw liquored up lass friday night an shit in da bed.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009

The Phantom

Sometimes, when a man is too drunk to get an erection, it can be embarrassing. To avoid embarrassment, (This only works if the girl is very drunk/dumb), he can slide his fingers down infront of his penis and do the deed while making all the right noises, while the girl is none the wiser, thus avoiding a loss of dignity, unless the girl realizes his penis is unusually small.

I was way too drunk last night to get it up, so i just pulled the phantom, she was none the wiser

by teddye03 May 28, 2011