pears

a toad lke emo lke creature which can be found by listening for a sliep sliep sound

pears is an emo sliep sliep

by sharkey lowe August 1, 2008

pearl diving

when a guy beats off in a pool and the cum forms little small pearl-like balls - because the cum does not mix with the water. And the cum-balls fall to the floor of the pool and someone can actually pick thtem up, until the cum hits air, then it melts back to the original slimmy form.

Sue went pearl diving, after Mike's sperm, just to prove Mike and Brandon wrong.

by Marie September 13, 2004

pearl city

where the {coolkids} live

you live in Pearl City?! you must be cool.

by hhhhhalb October 20, 2008

Gootch Pearl

The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.

Damn fatass got gootch pearls from not showering for a week, what a fat fuck.

by Farty McCrablice November 9, 2008

pearcey

To embark on what appears to be a dead cert but turns out to be horribly and desperately disappointing and humiliates you in front of your friends.

"You wouldn't believe it, Christian did a complete pearcey last week. He took a young swedish girl to St Tropez for a week and spent €40,000 and didn't even get his fingers wet or his cock felt! Loser!"

by Tonto September 16, 2004

pearcey

Referring to a young man who has homosexual tendencies.

Girl: OMG you're checking out that boy, you pearcey!

by Jekka Jackenson February 16, 2009

pear head

a person with a head shaped like a pear.

Person - "did you see that dude?"

Person 2 - "yeah he has a pear head!"

by ECM1996 March 2, 2010