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pansexuality

"pan" means "all" so it's the thought that all forms of sexual activity are equally good and fulfilling. Many consider it weird or even creepy. Includes masturbation, necrophilia, beastiality, adultery, fetishism, and many other things.
"That guy follows pansexuality, it creeps me out."
"Why? It's completely normal."
by suicide.love January 5, 2006
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Pansexual

Being attracted sexually to kitchen ware.
Me: Hey Tom Mann. Are you going out to meet girls this Friday?

Tom: No way, man. I'm pansexual and I just got this sweet new blender that I'm going to get smashy on.
by Wheyfed April 23, 2017
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Pansexual

Sexually identifies as a cast iron pan.
I just cooked these steak using a pansexual.
by UUr Mom Gay January 1, 2020
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Snow Pansy

Someone who has no idea how to drive in the snow, even if there is none on the road. A snow pansy turns at 1/4 the speed required for the turn and slows down at least half a mile prior to the turn. They feel comfort in randomly hitting their breaks and having their wipers on full blast if they can see snow.
The Speed Limit is 55MPH and the Snow Pansy in front of you is driving at 20MPH just because.
by WrestlinPete December 15, 2011
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Pansing

A very mentally distorted line of figures posing as human beings in which the female figures rule the house holds and the male figures are their slaves. The male figures have an extreme lack of sack and blow off their "friends" for ugly girls because it might just be the only human female they will ever kiss. Their existence should only be known as history but sadly continues today.
HOLY SHIT! Look at that male pansing on a leash held by that female pansing. How fucking pathetic!
by One Who Has A Life July 20, 2003
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Pansy

"OMG she totally just did THREE guys, FOUR girls, AND A GOAT"

"She is such a Pansy!"
by Mike n' Megan September 10, 2009
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pansy

total fag or even a straight guy who is too scared or nervous to be with a girl.

girly guy
a: did you know name was dating her?
B: i know! i always thought he was gay, 'cuz he's such a pansy!

A: i still think he is! he can't even hold her hand!
by soooobey November 27, 2010
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