WrestlinPete's definitions

Snow Pansy

Someone who has no idea how to drive in the snow, even if there is none on the road. A snow pansy turns at 1/4 the speed required for the turn and slows down at least half a mile prior to the turn. They feel comfort in randomly hitting their breaks and having their wipers on full blast if they can see snow.

The Speed Limit is 55MPH and the Snow Pansy in front of you is driving at 20MPH just because.

by WrestlinPete December 15, 2011