Persian deep mine

A set position that was based off the brutal efficiency of the persian deep gold mines.

Thw persian deep mine sexual postition: A dildo or other serial toy is affiliated to the tip of a pogo stick and the fitted into an orifice and then operated.

by Lary hitler October 13, 2023

Persiancy

A portmanteau of “Persian” and “urgency.” The Persian cultural equivalence of “Early is on time, on time is late, and late is ‘You’re fired. Don’t bother coming in.”

Adam: I had to meet my father-in-law, Dr. Fatemi at 9am, but he arrived at 7:45am.
Steve: Why?
Adam: Persiancy

by goldengrey1776 December 11, 2023

Persian goodbye

A Persian Goodbye is when you spend 3 hours saying bye to everyone at the mehmooni, get all the way to the door, and then end up going back in for more chai.

“We meant be come home by 7pm but the Persian Goodbye kept us there for three more hours”

by Wreckyonan November 25, 2023

Persian Popsicle

The act of freezing a wet rope and putting it up your ass

I love doing the Persian Popsicle.

by WILLARD DEAN March 15, 2024

Perswayzed

To be persuaded through charisma similar to that displayed by Patrick Swayze. See "Dirty Dancing" (1987), "Road House" (1989), "Ghost" (1990), and "Point Break" (1991).

The waitress perswayzed me into ordering dessert.

by Bravdobbs March 28, 2024

purska

Either a really beautiful or disgusting pussy.

Wow did you see Watto’s purska?

by Watto’s Lover April 4, 2024

Persiacution

What da residents of Iran accuse various warmongering countries of committing against them.

If da Tehran-capitaled nation hadn't been subjected to so much Persiacution over da decades, a lot of unfortunate events (such as da infamous "triple-fours-day-long" hostage crisis and da war with Iraq) might never have occurred.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024