penis

a fallen vagina

yo dude nice penis

by gorillagripcoochie June 27, 2020

penis

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LET ME STICK MY PENIS IN YO PENIS BRO

by sirdefenition April 8, 2017

Penis

The part of the male animal where pee and sperm come out.

God damm look at that cat's penis!

by Brooke hayes 4ever21 May 15, 2016

Penis

A area sometimes reffered to as a ballsack and or balls the penis is not the balls or ballsack it is the part overtop of your balls and biologicly identified as testicles or testes the penis is a multiusable body part capable of being in a state of erect or boner where the penis will face up and will make it hard to urinate also used fpr sex where a penis will release a fluid called semen this fluid can be released by tugging the penis up and down and can be inserted into the Vegina to make such fluid.

My penis is erected

by The definition meme man June 9, 2018

penis

A worthless part of a man that makes them very self-centered and makes them treat women bad. Women secretly pretend to need this waste of bio material so that we can steal a man's money, soul, and still fuck our girlfriends. It looks funny and smells funny and spits at you if you make it happy. The cum it spits out smells like paste or bleach, which is ew in your mouth though we pretend to like it. A mutated vagina that is back-ass-wards and worthless if it goes limp. Oral stimulation on the penis will bring bad consequences as it will try and spit on your face cause guys are complete weirdos. A thing that is not worth your time and never big enough. gawd.

"Oh baby, i love the way your penis feels inside me, it drives me crazy!!!!!"
-me

*wink, wink* ^_~

by The Real KiTTaY April 25, 2006

Penis

what i stuck in your mom last night :)

Me: you like my knob?
Mom: oh ya baby stick it in!
Me: hellz yes.
Mom: oh ur PENIS has to be at least 24 inches!!!

by BigOJohnny December 28, 2005

Penis

The male reproductive and urinary organ. It generally dangles down from the body of the owner and varies in length depending on several factors, namely:
The person who is telling you;
The place where the root of the penis is located (if in the crotch usually no longer than seven inches when erect, if between the ears usually up to five inches longer than that)
The person being addressed and the state of dress of both parties (if a present partner and both naked, the answer is most likely highly accurate. If a member of the same sex and both clothed, the length is usually overstated by up to five inches)

etc

Roger has a penis that reaches the floor. Pity it starts between his ears.

by diddlee792 January 13, 2010