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Pencil Muncher

The retard/s in school who’s occupation are munching or gnawing on pencils (usually the erasers), leaving an almost unusable finished product
Person 1: Hey *person 2*, can I get a pencil

Person 2: No, ask *Retard 1*

Person 1: Fuck no, I don’t want that pencil munchers chew toy.
by PootSniffer March 11, 2023
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Pencil

A man’s dick being thrown across a room
“Yo have you seen Ryan?”

Ahhhhhhhhh!” His pencil has been thrown
by Samson 🤒🤒 June 25, 2024
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pencil-eater

A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.
"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"

"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"

"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"
by JITTERS_XP July 8, 2024
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Pencil

A writing aperatus... obviously...

Sometimes a codename for someone's penis as if it was mission impossible.
"Let me have a look at your pencil."
"No, im not ga- oh wait your on about my actual pencil. Yeh, lemme grab it out my case."
by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025
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Pencil Tattoo

When you accidentally stab yourself with a pencil so hard the graphite marking becomes permanent.
Fuck, I just gave myself a pencil tattoo.
by AGuyWhoMayExist April 2, 2024
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flying pencil

the boeing 757-300, a really long but narrow one-aisle aircraft, which gives the name
planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!
by nicholaswastaken April 29, 2024
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Pencil Pusher

There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.
specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor

corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie

specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC

specialist: he's a total pencil pusher

corporal: 100%
by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024
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