pee your pants

the act of soaking your trousers

u just soaked your trousers

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

pee drinker

One who is expelled from bootcamp for drinking their own urine out of a canteen.

Me: Ben why did you get kicked out of bootcamp?
Ben: I drank my own piss out of a canteen. I am a pee drinker.

by seltzer April 1, 2007

Pee and See

1. When a doctor asks you for a sample of urine to be sent for examining at a lab.

2. To see how far you can push your girlfriend before she dumps you.

1. "You think that lump might be cancer?"
"My Pee and See test results just came in--they were negative!"."

2. "You think your girl will let you squeeze her titties tonight?"
"I dunno. I guess I'll just hafta Pee and See."

by UrBaN_dEFiNeR December 1, 2005

pee bo

urinating with an erection.

When a male wakes up in the morning with wood and pees anyways. This is called a pee bo.

by Mark R. Simon July 3, 2006

pee in my toilet

Also known as "pee in the toilet." When something is so funny and a gorgeous redhead is making really awkward conversation with a yetti and you just can't help to pee in your pants...except you're on the toilet. so. yeah.

You can't just pee your pants, you gotta pee your toilet too!

Amy: "So Jeanette, what'd you get on the math test"
Jeanette: "A 'C-'"
Amy: "Ohhh..."
Jen: HAHAHAHAH *piss* HAHAHAHAHA *pee* HAHAHHAAHA *urinate* HAHAHHAHAHAA.

Later...

Amy: "Well that was awkward..."
Jen: "I know! I was peeing in my pants it was so funny"
Amy: "Except you were on the toilet...So I guess you were peeing in your toilet"
Jen: "Yeah so funny that it made me pee in my toilet!"

by Jenetty the Yetty June 3, 2007

Pee Banshee

Local women notorious for getting too drunk and peeing the bed/ couch/ etc. after intercourse.

"Dude, I woke up the next morning with piss all over my bed and she was gone."
-"The Pee Banshee got you too!"

by Social Sound System December 23, 2007

Pee Poops

noun;

1. diarrhea, diarrhea to an extreme level

verb;

1. having or had diarrhea to an extreme level

noun;

1. Oh man, George, these Pee Poops today are smelly.

verb;

1. Get out of my way Geroge, I have the Pee Poops.

by dogpound9219 October 27, 2011