pee sex 

When you piss in a condom, freeze it for 3-4 hours, microwave for 30 seconds, cool down in refrigirator for 1-2 hours, shove it on, penetrate your girlfriend/boyfriend, have some fun and go to town!

" Hey how was the pee sex last night? "

" Great, but Bobby forgot to cool it off in the fridge, so the piss gave me internal bleeding. FML "

pee sex by Myguywhatareyoudoing July 27, 2019

pee your pants 

the act of soaking your trousers

u just soaked your trousers

pee your pants by Anonymous September 14, 2003

pee drinker 

One who is expelled from bootcamp for drinking their own urine out of a canteen.

Me: Ben why did you get kicked out of bootcamp?
Ben: I drank my own piss out of a canteen. I am a pee drinker.

pee drinker by seltzer April 1, 2007

Pee and See

1. When a doctor asks you for a sample of urine to be sent for examining at a lab.

2. To see how far you can push your girlfriend before she dumps you.

1. "You think that lump might be cancer?"
"My Pee and See test results just came in--they were negative!"."

2. "You think your girl will let you squeeze her titties tonight?"
"I dunno. I guess I'll just hafta Pee and See."

Pee and See by UrBaN_dEFiNeR December 1, 2005

pee bo 

urinating with an erection.

When a male wakes up in the morning with wood and pees anyways. This is called a pee bo.

pee bo by Mark R. Simon July 3, 2006

pee in my toilet 

Also known as "pee in the toilet." When something is so funny and a gorgeous redhead is making really awkward conversation with a yetti and you just can't help to pee in your pants...except you're on the toilet. so. yeah.

You can't just pee your pants, you gotta pee your toilet too!

Amy: "So Jeanette, what'd you get on the math test"
Jeanette: "A 'C-'"
Amy: "Ohhh..."
Jen: HAHAHAHAH *piss* HAHAHAHAHA *pee* HAHAHHAAHA *urinate* HAHAHHAHAHAA.

Later...

Amy: "Well that was awkward..."
Jen: "I know! I was peeing in my pants it was so funny"
Amy: "Except you were on the toilet...So I guess you were peeing in your toilet"
Jen: "Yeah so funny that it made me pee in my toilet!"

pee in my toilet by Jenetty the Yetty June 3, 2007

Pee Banshee 

Local women notorious for getting too drunk and peeing the bed/ couch/ etc. after intercourse.

"Dude, I woke up the next morning with piss all over my bed and she was gone."
-"The Pee Banshee got you too!"

Pee Banshee by Social Sound System December 23, 2007