pants call

an outgoing cellular phone call, typically made inadvertantly from within one's pocket, but also from handbags (purses), being sat upon, etc.

Dude, what's up? Yesterday you called me, like, 8 times in a row, and every time I picked up, you were just, like, "voop, voop, voop, voop, voop". Oh, and there was some background noises too, like a bunch of bitches being bored to death.

Oh, yeah. I haven't figured out how to lock my new phone yet, so every time I stick it in my pocket, it makes pants calls. Costs a friggin' fortune.

by Greasy Granny June 16, 2009

jama-pants

Pajama bottoms, of the pant variety. Typically soft and snuggly.

These jeans are chaffing my crotch region. I can't wait to get home and change into some soft jama-pants.

by Alexandravantittie Vigiviginolo September 4, 2005

sportscraft pants

Pants worn by portly chaps in Eastwood

Jason is wearing his sportscraft pants today!

by JALDLSP January 9, 2018

Junk Pants

pants, worn by a male, that are so tight as to be able to see said male's junk.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.

by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010

Pants are on fire

the shortened phrase of "liar liar pants on fire", means that you are lying, not telling the truth, etc.

yo I just had sex with Kim Kardashian!!" "man shut up, your pants are on fire

by Thorykuleeslum February 23, 2011

baseball pants

Yoga pants for men. Only baseball players can pull off the look. If women could have boners, they'd be sticking out like a cop car in the hood.

That man has the nicest ass with those baseball pants on

by baseball pants April 10, 2015

No Pants O'Clock

Any time in which not wearing pants is socially acceptable. Usually takes place in the evening, with preference occurring after eight pm.

Is your room mate not wearing pants?

Yes, after all, it's No Pants O'Clock in our living room after eight.

by missiworld October 9, 2011