A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.
Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.
by pastrielover March 20, 2011
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A phrase used to show dissatisfaction or discontent with someone or something. It was made famous by the comedian Zach Galifianakis and its commonly seen in YouTube video posts.
Did you get the food for the party?" "No, why should I be the one to do it?" "You didn't?! You ain't got no pancake mix!
by studmuffin4567 June 28, 2010
Get the You ain't got no pancake mix mug.Pancake sex is when you pour maple syrup on a naked woman/man and put freshly made pancakes of any kind on her/his back/stomach.
You then proceed to eat the pancakes on his/her back/stomach (preferably without any utensils, which could cause complications and trips to the hospital) until you feel finished.
You then lick the syrup from any part of the body of your/his/her choosing.
And at anytime, you may preform sexual intercourse on your partner.
You then proceed to eat the pancakes on his/her back/stomach (preferably without any utensils, which could cause complications and trips to the hospital) until you feel finished.
You then lick the syrup from any part of the body of your/his/her choosing.
And at anytime, you may preform sexual intercourse on your partner.
"I spread the syrup all over her luscious tits, getting ready to preform the delicious Pancake Sex" - Dirty Boy
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