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Jacob Burbidge

by Haoyu's gospel December 7, 2021
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Jacob Hatcher

He is white, and has a white mans name. Jacob is always a Ginger. He is usually Mormon. He is always the smartest person in the room and lets you know that just by being in his presence. His intellect is so advanced that when he speaks your brain cannot fathom the words that flow from his orifice. He is very good at math and spends his free time in his room either learning Japanese or watching Khan Academy videos. Most people don't speak to Jacob, but when they do, they never forget him.
Woah, Jacob Hatcher, that's Gospel truth!
by Jonathan Robeson September 18, 2019
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Jacob Cardinal

The embodiment of god, a myth known only by a select group of powerful men and women, it is said those who worthy of meeting Jacob Cardinal are blessed with great wealth and power.
I pray to Jacob Cardinal before eating.
by Stevenson99 January 21, 2023
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Chosen Jacobs

He is handsome, kind, loving to his family ,friends and fans. His Smiles light up the room. He is an amazing singer and actor he deserves the world and more.
Chosen Jacobs is "the chosen one and protect him at all cost"
by Itzliyahgjacks17 May 28, 2020
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Jacob Zuma

A president who cant say numbers correctly
Kim:There are 7 100.

50000000.7111607439280. People in this world
Donald:Your being a Jacob Zuma
by Neutralice January 2, 2022
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Jacob Pennington

Trash/ pos/ dick/bitch/ pussy ass nigga/cunt bag/ man slut/ cum guzzling, gay, back stabbing, herpes carrying whore
There are so many Jacob Pennington’s in this world.

Jacob Pennington is the definition of all these things. Smh. Bitch ass.
by Boss ass bitch 😜 May 7, 2018
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Jacob-James

(Adjective) someone who has a general fondness to grab male genitalia
Jacob-James just wants to grab my D.
by Nei Hooms Pa August 5, 2022
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