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My ass

THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️
person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö
by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019
mugGet the My assmug.

My Ass

Realy u moron,Why do u seach my ass?
Random guy:Im going to kick ya ass back

to china!!!!!
Bruhdude: no plz not my ass
by BRUHDUDE555 January 5, 2017
mugGet the My Assmug.

angel my ass

The act of inserting a passion dust intimacy capsule into the anus instead of the vagina
"Girlllll, I told him to angel my ass before we try anal. Now I've been pooping glitter for a week."
by xXxCleverUnicornxXx June 20, 2017
mugGet the angel my assmug.

I'm kicking my ass

Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?
by Themasterddue46@gmail.com September 15, 2020
mugGet the I'm kicking my assmug.

fucking my ass off

the roughest form of sex ever
"dude brad from chemistry was fucking my ass off yesterday"
by hDark August 28, 2025
mugGet the fucking my ass offmug.

black fuck incest would cum in my ass

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
mugGet the black fuck incest would cum in my assmug.

my ass is soup

My ass is soup mean that you have sweaty ass cheeks
person: my ass is soup??
their parent/friend: I didn't need to know that (name)
by X_x-JJ-x_X September 24, 2021
mugGet the my ass is soupmug.

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