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Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.
I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.
by Neo8885 March 23, 2024
mugGet the Granny Flopmug.

Granny

Someone not to get on at.
Don't get on at Granny!
by asdfman64506 December 11, 2023
mugGet the Grannymug.

Granny

Granny A virtual reality game that is much to scary and much to real. Persons with high blood pressure, previous medical issues - including heart attacks and seizures, anxiety, senior citizens and impregnated women should avoid playing this program.

It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.

If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.

SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
“Dude I heard you summoned Granny! Pfftttt good luck, see you in hell
by ._.unknown July 14, 2020
mugGet the Grannymug.

Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance
"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"
by granny clay December 4, 2017
mugGet the Granny claymug.

granny poot

a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.
johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
by survival of th beean October 30, 2018
mugGet the granny pootmug.

spank my granny

Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?
by IBanana03 June 3, 2018
mugGet the spank my grannymug.

No, ur granny is tranny

The greatest comeback humanity has ever discovered to the phrase "Ur granny tranny".
"Ur mom gay"-Person 1
"Ur granny tranny"-Person 2
"No, ur granny is tranny"-Person 1
*Person 2 loses the battle*

"Yes this is still a thing"- Narrator
by Micheal with a b July 13, 2018
mugGet the No, ur granny is trannymug.

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