Don Panky’s Mafia

Don Panky’s Mafia is a secret cult that is only know by the enlightened ones. Once selected you will be taken and put through serious trials and tribulations. Upon completing the hardships you will enter the brotherhood. Once in the brother hood you will be under the protection of Don Panky. Anyone who who does you wrong will be faced with retaliation and death.

Collins: I’m gonna beat the shit out of you
Caleb: Better watch out I’m under the protection of Don Panky’s Mafia
Collins: Oh fuck nevermind

by Don Panky February 6, 2018

Don King Kick

DonKing Kick

Used in reference to someone’s hair that is so out of control it’s suggested that a grumpy donkey kicked you in the face and/or hair with force to where it’s blown back and looks like a beetle juice hallowed wig.

Dog.. look at Becky rockin that Don King Kick! She has to know what she looks like, right?

by pseudonympho April 19, 2022

True Don 1

The greatest of all the dons and the epitomy of natural pimp. many have imitated bt none will duplicate. known only as a phenomenon. ladies love him and haters hate him. the likes of stretch, flex luthor, tyler, UKL, willy jenius, JBL & Dr.J all come close bt none will rise to be his equal.

Oh my goodness, its the phenomenon... the True Don 1!

I reeeally want to b him!!

by TD1 June 1, 2004

Don Juan-liner

A feeble and decrepit One Liner presented to a female by a wannabe Don Juan.

Did you see him get rejected by that cougar? Ha, he must've given her a Don Juan-liner.

by mavsfan January 29, 2008

Don Juan Capristrano

The sexual act of licking your own anus while wearing a sombrero.

That was the best Don Juan Capristrano yet.

by Sean Ochoa August 21, 2008

Don King in a headlock

A massive pubic thatch comparible to that of famous boxing promoter Don King

I whipped down her kegs and her muff looked like Don King in a headlock

by Wilkiniho October 23, 2009

don the white hat

v. phrase. surrender; lower one's standards. Inspired by Queen Elizabeth's refusal to put on any cowboy hats, feathered headresses, ball caps etc. that are offered but can be used in regard to any clothing item (tuxedo, grad gown) , job, dinner with in-laws etc.
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The prom is this weekend. Are you gonna don the white hat?

I'm a gonna go alright but I ain't no white hat donner.

Then you might not get no punch.

I'll tell you who's gonna get no punch and it ain't gonna be you!

by gnostic1 July 14, 2011