Default Dave

When you get out of the shower and your hair settles down and looks basic like some guy named Dave.

Person 1- Wow your hair is so soft and fluffy
Person 2- Yeah but I definitely look like Default Dave right now

by sickeroni inventor January 25, 2023

Dave's Law

That no matter where or when you go to a library, you will automatically have had an overdue book and owe a hefty fine.

Sorry I can't pay for McDonald's, I had to pay the library who totally Dave's Lawed me.

by A BLT. August 31, 2011

Dave mustaine

The lead singer of megadeth

BRO DAVE MUSTAINE IS SOO COOL!!

by Definitelynotchickennugget March 26, 2023

Basic Dave

“dave thats a bit of a basic name” dave is a very basic person who doesnt share sweets

basic dave is such a basic name i bet you he drives a fiat 500!

by chwadan October 10, 2019

Sarky Dave

A conjunction of the newly formed word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow and dim-whitted idiots. As a child a Sarky Dave would undoubtedly been walked on a lesh.

Froslim- yo check the kid on dat lesh he weirdin me out

Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.

by pepeport December 15, 2011

[delicious dave]

is an amazing guitarist.! : is delicious, by far the most amazing in the band. EVERYBODY IS DEFINITLEY COMPARED TO DELICIOUS DAVE. but, in reality nobody could even come as #2.

at a concert
Ann: "Dude, Delicious Dave i want your kid!!"
Raquel: "Yea, man. Hes a lucky man ;!"
Ann: "NOVEMBER 3RD!!"

by delicious' hot friends. February 4, 2009

Dave The Rapper

The ultimate unoriginal SoundCloud rapper he is the definition of that weird white kid is simping over a a hot thick Puerto Rican

Dave The Rapper wants to fuck Ms. Ramos

by BENSON YC March 25, 2020