Gauntlets are broken

EVERTHING IS TRUE AND STUPID. DAMAGE OR GIMPS. I THINK YOU MEAN DAMAGE AMD GIMPS.
by Whitedwarf October 13, 2020
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Brokener

“shii that phone brokener than the hoe penelope
by ion know what that is May 08, 2022
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Broken Pretzel

A Chicken Wing.

Grandmadick.
1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."

2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."
by Dillydally February 23, 2008
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Broken Charger

This is an adjective used for people who are low on XP and struggle to get 9 plus meat on the plate comprehending simple possessions , such as 'zkdiditfirst'. Usually an insult and shouldn't be taken lightly, personally id kill them if they called me a broken charger
by Broken Charger guy September 17, 2022
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Broken Car Horn

When your fucking a girl and when you feel a fart cooking up you turn her around and stick her face in your ass and fart making it sound like a broken car horn.
Art: "Last night I felt a huge one cooking up so I gave Tonya a broken car horn."
by Jabbathefart March 18, 2017
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Broken stretcher

Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.
Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.

Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.
by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021
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