Nonce Varnish

A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.

Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."

Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."

by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025

Snapchat nonce

Someone who chats to underaged girls on the social media app Snapchat

“She 12 you Snapchat nonce”

by Jamesbev January 11, 2023

Nonce

A jolly good fellow

The man down the road is a nonce

by GirlyPoo May 18, 2021

Turbo Nonce

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023

Nonce

The guy who is 17 but likes 15 year olds

Tom Hardcock, only for 15 year olds cause he’s a nonce

by Chan31 August 21, 2020

Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 6, 2023

Nonce

Used by prison staff, to explain the segregation of inmates who were convicted of sex crimes towards children and the other inmates (basically Aaron Quinn)

Aaron Quinn is a nonce he fucked a 12 year old in a box behind Aldi

by Oxford University Dictionary February 5, 2020