Nipple Cripple

the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.

"you're going down yo"

"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"

"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"

*viciously rips nipples"

"OWWWWWWWWWW"

by Pac haters May 4, 2022

cheese nipples

To have nipples with a brittle "aged cheddar" like quality to their look and texture to the tongue. Commonly found on asu students (both men and women) who are into very kinky coitus that the rest of us normally avoid...

Max...you have cheese nipples...that's no Gouda

by Eatontwat September 17, 2013

Nipple lice

Nipple lice is like crabs, but they live on your Nipple hair. They are very itchy but make a good snack. They are most common during puberty, because that's when you get nipple hairs.

Timothy looked down. Not at his dick, but at his nipples. There, he saw nipple lice. He was hungry and thus began the snacking.

by TheHandBurgler November 28, 2019

Nipple piss

titty milk

my nipple pissed

by z32Dark April 28, 2020

Nipple Warts

Skin Tags or excessive growth of skin that resembles hard nipples, usually found around the neck or underarms!

'Ugh! Have you've seen Harry's Nipple Warts! They're nasty!!!'

by THUNDERBALLZ January 17, 2015

peripheral nipple

when the nipple is slightly or severely off quilter, not in the traditional central position.

Saw Shirley last night, she's alright mate, and i think we have chemistry, but she's got a bit of a peripheral nipple.

'wonky as fuq'

by BIG DON69 February 6, 2018

nipple nuzzler

These pre-human creatures are usually 1 week to 3 months. Above 3 months they're frequently referred to as nipple biters! Nipple nuzzlers are selfish and manipulative little creatures that routinely steal a man's prized toys. They make silly little sounds that human females emulate but that make no sense. Nipple Nuzzlers are members of the sub-species "pleasure interruptis". They are known to make extremely loud bellowing sounds or give off odors that are extremely noxious at very inconvenient times. Unless these creatures are properly placed into development hibernation there will never be peace in the house again. The cuteness is only a front to allow them to gain a hold on the human female. Once that happens it's YEARS to eradicate the infestation!

How about we put the Nipple Nuzzler in his crib, turn off the bellow box and go to our room to play for a little while?

by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014