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nagger ninja

A human being having the power to know everything about anything. They also have supper strength. They are not able to fly because no Ninjas are able to fly, thats just crazy. They are normally found with curly hair and are full blood jewish. The way you know if you've really found a real life Nagger Ninja is by them presenting legal documentation of a black belt with their name on it. Nagger Ninjas can be very dangerous, DO NOT approch them if you are half cuban and half bosnian.
OMG, i just saw a Nagger Ninja fly!

that would be a perfect example of something crazy.
by Ninjanagger December 25, 2010
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Stink ninja

Pulling up ones shirt over ones nose while using a toilet facility to avoid the smell of the previous user
Jason walks into the bathroom after adam has shit and thinks "GODDAM THIS TOILET FUCKEN STINKS, TIME TO DO THE OLD STINK NINJA" pulling his shirt up over his nose and thus finds urinating at work bearable once more. True story
by raymonty January 22, 2012
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Buffalo Ninja

When you have sex with a girl that looks as ugly as a buffalo, and then sneak out like a ninja afterward.
Hey Bro, so I totally Buffalo Ninja'd Sarah last night.
by D0TTer aka DUBZ May 26, 2012
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food ninja

A person who sneakily steals other people's food when they're not looking.

They move with stealth and secrecy just like actual ninja's.
Nic: Hey, I'm sure I left some cake here a second ago?

Aimee: Henry probably food ninja'd it.

Both: Damn you food ninja!
by Uncle Henery February 7, 2013
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Flute Ninja

Wow! You are such a flute ninja!
by kitty1432 February 13, 2013
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Nipple ninja

A person who can grope a females breasts without being caught or causing conflict
by Nothunterself December 16, 2013
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spasm ninja

Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.
Did I want some, ahh, spasm ninja.? Cam it onething.
by VICERN January 15, 2014
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