november 8

national step on your friends shoes day

me: oh hey, it’s november 8th

friend: pLeAsE dOnT *runs*

by stoopidkid2019 November 7, 2019

November 15

National jake from state farm day.
Everyone dress up as him.

Hey did you know November 15 is national jake from state farm day.

by The real jake from state farm November 14, 2019

November 26

National give your girlfriend a kiss day

Give your girlfriend a kiss you lazy loser (on November 26)

by Gabbby November 26, 2020

Naked November

When a person wears no clothes around there house or to bed during the month of November

Chad : Thanks for having me over to dinner Jillian Steve's cooking gives me the shits.
Jillian : No problem ill be right back to start cooking.
Chad : O Wow! Do you always parade around the house naked!
Jillian : No not usually but it's Naked November silly!
Chad : Oh yeah I totally forgot I should get naked too, wow you have really cute tits.

Jillian : Thanks my boyfiend like to suck on them and wow you have a really big cock.
Chad : Thanks all the girls like to suck it, wow your shaved pussy looks so smooth.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfriend like to shave it it turns him on.
Chad : I bet it does so where is your boyfriend anyway?
Jillian : Oh he's in Texas on business for the whole month of November.
Chad : Gee what a shame he dosen't get to enjoy Naked November.
Jillian : Yeah I really miss his tit sucks, pussy shave's, and all night dick poundings!

Chad : Yeah Naked November is just not the same without an all night dick pound is it.
Jillian : So are you gonna fuck the shit out of me or what!
Chad : Mmmm God Bless Naked November!

by SlopNChop November 23, 2020

November 12th

Sit with your girlfriend day

Me: let’s sit together on November 12th
Girlfriend: all time bet!!!

by Toby cotly November 6, 2019

November 13

National find a secret spot with your bf day !!

Grab your man and find somewhere secret to do something cheeky ;)

Hey, it’s November 13! You know what that means ;)

by Ihavealittlewilly222 November 11, 2019

12th of November

may the chips wasted in science class rest in peace 😔🤚

12th of november is the day that we remember all the chips that are wasted everyday :(

teacher: hey guys so today we’re gonna be doing distitallion *puts chips in chemicals*

kid 1: omg are those chips

kid 2: ugh rip chips

kid 1: yeah they could’ve done such good things, they had a whole life ahead of them

kid 3: fly high chips *yeets gravestone shaped rubber into the dirt* 🤧

by frog? November 12, 2020