That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.
YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.
by Skibidiphanom December 9, 2023
Get the muddy snail trailmug. A muddy spliff is when you smoke 5 honey berry backwoods then take your leftover roaches and grind them in your grinder then roll it into a joint with a filter. Caution take small hits at a time. Inhale in the mouth then inhale into lungs with a loose throat, because it will be very harsh.
Effects:
-instant head rush that kicks you in the face
-dizziness (don’t stand up or do stand up idc)
-long lasting high but short head high
-makes an experienced smoker feel like a newbie again
Effects:
-instant head rush that kicks you in the face
-dizziness (don’t stand up or do stand up idc)
-long lasting high but short head high
-makes an experienced smoker feel like a newbie again
“Aye bruh what the fuck was that?!”
“Itsa muddy spliff aha you feel that shit hit your face? ! “
“Damn. yeah!”
“Itsa muddy spliff aha you feel that shit hit your face? ! “
“Damn. yeah!”
by MuddySpliff Inventor March 26, 2021
Get the Muddy Spliffmug. When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and start pinky punching his ballsack
by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024
Get the Muddy Mussolinimug. Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.
by Muddillo April 22, 2023
Get the Muddy Armadillomug. by kikiwikiZ November 20, 2023
Get the muddymug. When one has defecated and the excess of said matter remains on the perineum, mainly occurring when one suffers gastrointestinal upset (Diarrhea)
Better wipe properly, you don't want muddy krudge.
Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge
Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge
Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge
Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge
by Owl-Moth Man May 1, 2022
Get the Muddy Krudgemug. by TL - Well November 10, 2011
Get the Muddy Sanduskymug.