Missouri southern cleanse

Taking lsd and eating pizza to cause extreme diarrhea.

Since I was going to start my diet this Sunday, I thought I might as well do a Missouri southern cleanse to get the juices flowing.

by googlemachu March 1, 2021

Missouri Tandem

The Missouri Tandem usually works best for threesomes of 2 men and one woman. One uses the vagina, whilst the other uses the anus. When the female is on the edge of orgasming, both the men suddenly pull out and flip her over, so the man who was penetrating her vagina is now penetrating her anus, and vice versa.

Bandit and I were giving Emily a good romp. When she got close, we gave her a Missouri Tandem! Good times.

by Weird Furry Fucker March 2, 2021

Missouri Mudslide

When somebody deposits a fat load of baby gravy into another person’s bootyhole, the recipient then shits out the mixture of throat yogurt and doodoo butter into the mouth of a third person laying down underneath them.

This tinder bitch was cool until she told me she wanted me and my roommate to run a Missouri Mudslide on her

by mustysausage June 27, 2021

Missouri Color Run

The act of the woman or man laying faceup with their mouth full of dry Koolaid mix. While a man squats over him/her mouth reverse cowgirl direction dunking his nuts in the colorful mix and releasing a simultaneous fart right above their nose. Causing her to have a coughing fit and release clouds of colorful dust while you run away.

I just shaved my nuts for the Missouri color run

by mydogtheasshole September 3, 2021

Missouri McFlurry

The act of a woman (or man) defecating in a public restroom while giving a man oral sex.

Person 1: "Bro, you'll never guess what happened!"
Person 2: "No, probably not."
Person 1: "I just got a Missouri McFlurry from this old lot lizard in the Flying J bathroom as a trade for some meth I got from a truck driver."
Person 2: "You need help, dude."

by barry mcchocheiner September 8, 2021

Mosokomadi

His a cute person that speaks his mind not matter what, he is an intelligent person and a best friend anyone could ever have
His savage and tells nothing but the truth no matter the consequences.

Mosokomadi is savage in a way that he doesn't care about the truth seems like, he rather comfort you with the truth than lies

by Dr Innocent September 8, 2021

Missogyny

Women even worse than their male counterparts who insist on supporting the patriarchal system.

Sheila and Jenny were so steeped in their missogyny, they would do anything to make sure the mayor with her feminist socialist agenda would resign.

by Evil Con Weasel November 15, 2021