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monster burp

The ginourmous burp that follows the consumption of a Monster Energy Drink, which is oddly louder than a normal burp.
Drinking that Monster gave me the loudest Monster Burp.
by Bryan Griffin February 18, 2008
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diahrrea monster

The SOB who comes in while your working/sleeping/eating to make you want to crap yourself. It is possible to fight off diahrrea monster, but it isnt as easy to fight off as the sleep monster.
I was in the middle of a dream when the diahrrea monster snuck in and made me crap out my insides.
by Mike Castaneda October 6, 2005
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hot monster

noun, take a shit, the bigger the better.
Oh, man I feel five years younger after dropping that hot monster!
by Skyeler April 26, 2006
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Queefenstein's Monster

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.
Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.
by The Disturbed Doctor October 10, 2009
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Monsellite

Common phrase used to describe someone who lives in or originated from the village of Eyres Monsell, Leicestershire, UK. Usually around 5" 5' tall (5 foot 5 inches), slight forward slumping posture. Their accent is quite unique, with most words spoken ending in "arr", e.g. "lestdarr" and "how uh yarr" (the latter being rarely spoken).

Most commonly seen living in a house that could easily be condemned, with at least 7 children who sometimes have names but most of the time are referred to by a number, which gets tricky when they have more than 10 children as they run out of fingers to count on.

Residents are deemed outcasts from the area if they;
a) have no burnt out cars on their front garden, if they have a garden that is
b) have less than 5 children within 4 years
c) are over 50 years old
d) don't reek of piss at least six days a week
e) have in-date road tax on their 'car'

see also: Braunite
"you're such a Monsellite!"
"you smell like a Monsellite"
"blimey, she's got 9 kids.. must be a Monsellite"
"his car tax is overdue.. what a Monsellite"
by Adey August 8, 2004
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two-headed monster

A two headed dildo that bitches be grinding on simultaneously.
Those white bitches in Requiem For A Dream were taking that two-headed monster so hard there pussies were touching.
by Rolexxx March 6, 2010
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vagina monster

1. A fat, wrinkly, saggy, old vagina.
2. Disformed vagina.
2. A diss
sally - shut up you ugly disgusting vagina monster!
by remah August 22, 2006
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