Monkey Cuddle

When a person who has the habitus of a monkey hugs you in bed and wraps their tail (i.e. free leg) around you. Very warming, like an electric blanket.

On cold nights, my boo monkey cuddles me, and I feel toasty and horny.

by PoopsdellaOops February 17, 2009

wheelnut monkey

n. an assistant or apprentice to a mechanic and, by extension, any lackey or lesser being in any endeavor.

1) Look at all the stinking grime in there. I am not touching that!

No sweat. The wheelnut monkey will handle it. Don't let him wear gloves.

2) Get the wheelnut monkey to read these documents and talk to the press about them.

Okay Mr President. I'll get Mr. Biden right on it.

by gnostic1 August 27, 2011

ass monkey

An awkward neighbor or boyfriend/girlfriend in your dorm who invites himself/herself to meals, parties, and other social events. Ass monkeys attach themselves to specific groups or individuals by seeing that other individuals are able to invite themselves to events but still be welcomed companions.

Sketchball A: We need to go out the side door. If we don't your ass monkey will come with us to dinner.

Sketchball B: Tru that 'ho. I don't want my ass monkey fucking up my Pimp Committee.

Mutual Friend of Sketchballs A and B: I swear Sketchball B. If your ass monkey comes to one more meal with us I'm going to jump off a bridge.

by I-Heart-Shiksas January 8, 2008

monkey on your back

To have some very burdensome nuisance you have to put up with--in a sense wider than just a drug or other addiction.

"That huge credit card payment is a real monkey on his back." "Trying to sell that white elephant must be a monkey on your back."

by Guthlac A February 10, 2010

Monkey Butler

A trained monkey that acts as your servant, catering for all your needs. Also Simian servant

"Would you like a can of Stella? The monkey butler will get it. Oi, monkey..."

by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004

Monkey Bear

A loved one who is like a giant teddy bear but acts like a monkey at times.

Andrew is such a monkey bear. I love him very much.

by asaws11 July 20, 2009

helper monkey

A small monkey used to aid a disabled person. They are very well trained and perform such tasks as fetching food, turning lights on and off, and retrieving assorted small objects.

My helper monkey brought me the paper, breakfast, and my remote. It's so nice not to have to rely on other people for help.

by JawaAvenger December 5, 2003