mogoterbate

The process swinging your balls or dick around. Or, butt fuckin yourself.

I just mogoterbated for 3 hrs.
Mary mogoterbated me for 12 days.

by Gays- gays July 10, 2017

mongokong

A Derogatory term for a mentally retarded person.

"What the hell you just told the president to shove it, ya mongokong

by Pablo rajah December 6, 2017

mongolian shimmy

Similar to it's cousin the mongolian slide, the shimmy is a less powerful mongolian courtship ritual that relies more on technique. Unlike the slide, the shimmy will break a pinky at most. The key to performing the shimmy relies more on your knowledge of advanced trigonometry to acquire the appropriate angle for maximum effect.

After the mongolian slide proved too intense for his back, our professor switched his main technique from the slide to the mongolian shimmy.

by JohnnyBTheZen April 12, 2018

mongolian shimmy

Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.

With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.

by JohnnyBTheZen May 19, 2018

mogolachukey

Hi JerebearTM

-You're a swine

JerebearTM doesn't know what a mogolachukey is!

by You're a swine May 30, 2018

Mongoed

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.

Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.

by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018

Mongolian sweater

a term that describes a thick layer of vomit coating one’s voluminous chest hair

Eric woke up wearing a Mongolian sweater after binging on pizza and chasing it with tequila shots.

by Mrs. Mongolian Sweater July 6, 2018