mid

A really fucking annoying word used as a pathetic attempt at an insult that 9 year olds on tik tok won’t stop saying.

Bob: your content is mid
Steve: you seriously think mid is an insult?
Bob: yes
Steve: Jesus fucking Christ you must be a unborn baby

by GEZZZ March 26, 2022

mid broads

Broads that are mid.

"I still don't understand the West Elm Caleb story. So he fucked some mid broads. What's the story?"

by Gjord September 27, 2022

Mid

Cade McNamara

Cade McNamara is so mid. JJ McCarthy is far superior and is rightfully QB1.

by jj>cade September 10, 2022

MID

Fortnite chapter 2

Person 1: hey man what do you think of fortnite chapter 2?

Person:2 MID, that shit straight up sucked bro

by Breadbatch fan October 1, 2022

Mid

A word my friend uses

Jack: your mid

Haliey: What did you just say to me

by Deez_Snuts April 5, 2022

Mid-les crisis

The lesbian equivalent of a Midlife Crises. In some cases this can be a femme suddenly deciding to explore their butch side several years too late into a relationship, or vice versa. In nearly all cases it usually involves one half of a couple suddenly deciding to radically change their style and chase after way younger (probably teenaged) girls.

Can be initiated by a "Lesbian Dragon" and will often later be the cause of "FLD".

Everyone agreed that things seemed to be going well between Jaclyn and Lou', then Jaclyn one day started wearing waistcoats and hitting on confused schoolgirls. Her mid-les crisis pretty much killed the relationship overnight.

by bamfstatic January 12, 2011

Mid-stroker croaker

The term used for releasing flatulence (also known as farting) in the middle of masturbating.

Person 1: I experienced a mid-stroker croaker last night, totally threw off my mood.

by Sebmin July 30, 2023