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Merle

Merle is a funny guy that will always say “you lil bitch” has a heart of gold he’s very kind and smart. Might be someone’s pimp. Ain’t afraid to let his hands be bilingual 🤌🏻 fuck around and find out Merle’s a really good friend but you might wanna drive at night because if your his friend real friend don’t let blind friends drive. If your his know a Merle keep him in your life never know when you might need him or a hug or just someone to listen 👂 he’s amazing and he’s a lil bitch 🫶🏼
Anyone heard from Merle?

Merle that guy right there with the money and glasses! 👓
by Ebeohp October 30, 2025
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flying merkle

when an 80+ year old man pulls out his saggy nut sack and slaps you in the face with it.
hey guys mr.preston just gave me a flying merkle!
by t9_kod October 3, 2010
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accident maryland

small town and flat asses. everyone expect a selected bunch usually has a curse word in every sentence. crack heads and rich people all mixed together!
my friend and i hung out in accident maryland and got flipped off by a bunch of teens for no reason!
by jiijoeeee October 22, 2017
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A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.
Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
by madison craumer May 24, 2018
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Amanda Merkle

The most dominant type of woman. Other girls are scared of her. She’s gorgeous, smart, and sweet.
Any other girl is not considered an Amanda Merkle
by Realbro15 February 2, 2019
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Black Merle Chow Chow

A Chow Chow which is dog that genetically will DNA test as a black dog or have majority of black hair. It would then contain the merle trait as well which it defines as the dilution of colors via in the form of spots! Speckles!
That black merle chow chow is so unique.
by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020
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the Maryland mud slide

when you hitting it from behind and she drop a shit all over you creating the Maryland mud slide
she was such a whore she gave you the Maryland mud slide
by CoronaWithLime March 17, 2020
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