Malting

The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.

PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: A bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What

by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025

Marvin

A beautiful black man whose hobbies primarily consist of collecting coins, cutting wrinkled cucumbers, and assisting elderly civilians with crossing roads.

‘Woah who’s that beautiful black guy over there?’
‘Oh yeah, that’s Claude, he’s such a Marvin, right?!’
‘I hope he’s not married!’

by Bob’sBBC March 2, 2026

Malingerer

Someone who has a habit of lurking (be lingering around for no reason) maliciously.

Damn, why is she standing here with her mouth open and not contributing to the conversation, she is such a malingerer.

by iamnotaculler June 26, 2025

Maltine

Ovomaltine enjoyer.. has a 888 Meter long boom boom in her pants

„Wow Maltine is so cool!“
„Maltine needs to put her Boom Boom Away“

by Spain from Hetalia July 5, 2025

Marvin

He’s not so rich, but hell, he’s smart.

Trina: He took pains to not excite us, he explained I’ve hepatitis too”

Marvin, Jason & Whizzer: “Hepa hepa hepatitis *hepatitis* hepatitis?”

by uhhhhhidk August 25, 2025

Malinow

A kid ages (10-13) who is chronically bad at video games and always has their head in the books, which can sometimes form a forehead dent. This person especially loves reading in class. He also hates being called a cantaloupe or chunky.

Bro, you're such a malinow.

by Jsweenes September 25, 2025

Marvin Time

Stripping naked and running around whilst being pumped up and excited

5 O'clock is my MARVIN TIME!

by DankboiMarvin Time November 8, 2025