will maijala

a man who just needs pretzels put up his ass to release all of the dolphins. often seems sad but dont worry he just hates everything. enjoys doggy style, cockacola, puppies, and jews. been dating that psycho ass girl for like 29 years

oh shit will maijala where are your dolphins

by giantturtle1213 December 4, 2017

D'Maija

The most amazing person! She's funny,sassy,ghetto,a sweetheart,and adventurous. You will never find anyone like her. She can make you smile with her great smile and make your day in every way. She is very aggressive but don't get me wrong she's a really cool person to hang with. If you get a D'maija keep her she's a special one. DON'T MAKE HER MAD REPEAT DON'T MAKE HER MAD!!! She is always ready to rock a bitch when needed. ILY BESTFRIEND!!!-Mya<3

Mya:D'maijais the most amazing person ever.
Britinee:I know!
D'Maija:Thank you!

by @mimiii.rose January 16, 2018

Salty Mailman

When (s)he is mad at you, and doesn't wanna slip it in your box, but reluctantly does it anyway.

"He was pissed when he lost that argument last night, he was such a Salty Mailman when we went to bed."

by Erranty February 25, 2020

Absolut madman

Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.

Ah yes my mate Greg

Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.

What an absolut madman

by dreams of Jupiter May 6, 2020

Sane Madman

A sane man lost in their own ideas of madness yet still able to look at it objectively from a sane perspective.

Person A: Look, the whole idea is fucking nuts but there is just way to much that lines up for it not to have some sense.
Person B: Yeah... you’re starting to sound like a Sane Madman mate, might wanna stay of coffee for a while.

by Kenny o’ Karrot November 25, 2020

Sane Madman

Someone lost in an insane thought, yet are able to objectively look at it from a sane perspective.

Unlike an actual insane person, this person is able to fully come to their senses yet are still intrigued and brought back to the insane thought as it seems to make sense.

Person A: Look, I know the idea is fucking nuts but too much of it makes too much sense for it not to have some connection.
Person B: Yeah... you’re starting to sound like a Sane Madman mate, might wanna stay off coffee for a little while.

by Kenny o’ Karrot November 25, 2020

oprah maibam

A women who loves Bands and face masks. She is amazingly caring. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAYYYY!!!! 💋💋😘✨✨

Oprah maibam is a QUEEN!!

by Oprah maibam fan January 9, 2021