Adjective (derogatory)
Derived from motionless (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as motionless (broke) and bitchless.
No lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with ZERO maidens.
The logic behind "Lotion"/ "Lotionless" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs. There was something else I was supposed to specify but this will do.
Derived from motionless (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as motionless (broke) and bitchless.
No lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with ZERO maidens.
The logic behind "Lotion"/ "Lotionless" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs. There was something else I was supposed to specify but this will do.
"He's got no motion, no Lotion."
"He looks Lotionless"
"Ew he's got no lotion, big L"
"They have zero lotion just like their motion"
"He looks Lotionless"
"Ew he's got no lotion, big L"
"They have zero lotion just like their motion"
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Derived from motion (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as having motion(money/resources) and with rizz.
Lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with MANY maidens.
The logic behind "Lotion" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs AND those of your many MANY MAIDENS. I'm sure I'm forgetting something LIKE THE NUMBER OF MAIDENS I HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE INFINITE LOTION. I could rub it all over myself. Lubricate myself properly... like a chad.
Derived from motion (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as having motion(money/resources) and with rizz.
Lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with MANY maidens.
The logic behind "Lotion" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs AND those of your many MANY MAIDENS. I'm sure I'm forgetting something LIKE THE NUMBER OF MAIDENS I HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE INFINITE LOTION. I could rub it all over myself. Lubricate myself properly... like a chad.
"He's got motion, and lotion. What a cool guy"
"He looks like he's full of lotion"
"Wow he's got all the lotion, big W"
"They have so much lotion they stole all the maidens (unlike some random fella that goes by the name of... Spidey)"
"They have so much lotion it could lubricate your entire mother"
"Look over there! Is that... Mr. Motion Lotion?! *Gasp -- Yes. It's me, Mr. Motion Lotion *Starts mewing"
"He looks like he's full of lotion"
"Wow he's got all the lotion, big W"
"They have so much lotion they stole all the maidens (unlike some random fella that goes by the name of... Spidey)"
"They have so much lotion it could lubricate your entire mother"
"Look over there! Is that... Mr. Motion Lotion?! *Gasp -- Yes. It's me, Mr. Motion Lotion *Starts mewing"
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