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Logistically Challenging Wank

A wank with some challenges.

For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.
"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 21, 2018
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Logistics Department

A department in the SCP Foundation that is enslaved to restock EVERTHING.
Person 1: What was that group called that refills the coffee machine?
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.
by mhycro April 17, 2019
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logicising

To make make the illogocal logical
I'm logicising 2+2=5
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legissed

To be pissed off, only legitimately. For instance one could become irate over something as trivial as the shirt a person wore. However, someone who is legissed would be pissed over something such as an ex selling away their entire Golden Age comic book collection.
Man... I swear Dave told everyone about my money troubles after he swore he wouldn't, I'm so effin legissed at him right now.
by That Nick Guy November 30, 2005
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Smaug Logic

Any reasoning, philosophy, or mindset brought about by smoking herb. Usually creates a sense of enlightenment in yourself and those around you.
high person: choice is the natural progression of thought (puffs the dank)

spectator: Dammmnnnn thats some serious smaug logic! Huzzah
by David and Darren January 28, 2009
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artistic logic

thinking style that is done in a creatively clever way
bob the programmer has used artistic logic in making that program
by HombreCoco January 22, 2010
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Waterloo Logic

Incorrect use of logic in a social situation. Named after the London ‘Waterloo’ train station, which is renowned for confusing passengers with its complex platform layout.
“Hey, I thought you said we were meeting on the platform?”
“I know, I was on the platform!”
“Which one?”
“The underground platform”
“Oh my, looks like you’ve been using Waterloo logic again”
by Michael86jj January 5, 2014
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