belly listener

A person who gets turned on by stomach growls

Stephanie: Im hungry...I feel like my belly is going to rumble

Carl: Can I listen?

Stephanie: Yeah sure.

Carl: *puts ear on Stephanie's belly*

Stephanie's Belly: *RUUUUMBLE!*

Carl: Wanna go to Mcdonalds?

Stephanie: Sure thing!

Carl: Can I listen to you eat?

Stephanie: Are you a belly listener?

Carl: Indeed I am

by Werido fred June 2, 2011

Mexican Latte

A drink: Go work in a field and sweat your balls off, then go home, steep them in some warm goat milk for about 5 minutes and voila, a Mexican Latte!

Julio is being a really pissed off today. Juan must have given him a Mexican latte last night.

by pizzastix August 15, 2010

Soy Latte

1)a descriptor.

Used whenever someone says something pretentious or just 'full-of-shit-esque."

Used because people who drink the aforementioned beverage think they are better than regular people who drink latte's with 'milk' in it (hence the reason why it is called a latte).

Girl A: "I feel so much better than everyone else because I am a vegetarian now."

Girl B: "Wow, how soy latte of that motherfucker"
Guy A: "You know what, I never thought of it that way. And guess what....She DOES like soy lattes."

by drunkedukh December 5, 2009

clitty litter

Clitty litter is what ends up in the crotch of a woman's panties. It consists of dried semen, vaginal secretions, and any other material the woman may be shedding from her uterine and vaginal lining. It can also consist of bits of toilet paper, and if the woman is very unclean, bits of fecal matter, also known as shit. A dingleberry may detach from the hair around the woman's anus, and this too may end up becoming clitty litter.
Clitty litter can be white, red, green, or even brown. This depends on the recent activity of the woman, and her attention to personal hygiene. Check the woman's panties for skid marks!

I was going to go down on that bitch, but that good-looking pussy smelled of ass. Being sneaky, I checked her panties, and found the vented cotton panel to be soaked with dried clitty litter. I then directed me to give me a blow job.

Example two: My girlfriend just got out of the shower, so there was little chance of encountering any nasty clitty litter.

by Rook's Buddy May 8, 2010

litter boxing

n. Manly street term for beach volleyball, which is a fluff "sport" played in an inordinately large sand pit.

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Whoa, six o'clock! We totally have to scoot if we are going to catch the boxing.

Cage fighting! I love that: crushed lips and death grips!

Actually I meant the litter boxing.

Ah, well, that can be good too. Let me just get a book first.

by gnostic1 August 5, 2012

Liften

a pure naughty word for calling someone ugly as fuck, like they look like they've been ran over by a double decker bus then someones pure booted them clean in the jaw.

eg: Liam is liften

by Josniff June 9, 2018

Hoco latte

An African American who has undergone the unfortunate misfortune of either being born or ending up in Howard County for some reason. Here they will have to face an overwhelming population of wiggers on an everyday basis, rarely seeing another of their own kind.

"That poor, poor Hoco latte!" exclaimed Aunt Susie
"Your right, look at all those wiggers idolizing him," responded Norman
"
"He looks disgusted!"

by Imaballa Baby December 11, 2004