by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

by LilTonkyTam September 27, 2022

When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.
Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"
by The GuardianX August 23, 2018

A lie told by a man to try throw a woman off the mother lie that is coming. It is often completely ridiculous and does nothing but make the woman even more aware that the man is lying.
The weak fluffer lie that he told about how he might get called into work, told her what she already knew.
by PixiePiper November 30, 2016

by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

The literal definition of lie is “I’m fine” if you’ve ever told someone that you’re fine it was probably a lie “I’m fine” is probably on of the biggest lies in the world
Hey how are you? I heard your (someone you care about) died.
Oh yea I’m fine. It’s ok.
Are you lying?
Ofc not why would I lie?
Oh yea I’m fine. It’s ok.
Are you lying?
Ofc not why would I lie?
by Roastbeef1864 November 22, 2020
