if you know what i mean

way to make a statement "dirty"

i want to be alone by myself tonight, if you know what i mean

by tommy harkness August 1, 2003

Tell Me Something I Don't Know

TMSIDK is the abbreviation of Tell Me Something I Don't Know. To show sarcasm at the obvious.

Person 1: "It's raining out"

Person 2: "Tell Me Something I Don't Know"

Can also look at sites like www.tmsidk.com for more info.

by agnoster August 19, 2010

You Dont Know My Life

A typical saying when someone trys to diss you

Lori: James, why do you have so many hair products??
James:..YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE

by K-Roth December 22, 2005

knowlege

Learn to spell.

Its knowledge, not knowlege.

by Kyle,that random guy. November 30, 2017

Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?

You say this when you ask a Question and someone Answers with "I Don't Know". Then you say "Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?" Then you have a great feeling in your stomach and the other person feels like a stupido. Haha lib.

Tom: Yo, What Time Is It?
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.

by MarioCanDoAnything January 22, 2010

you oughtta know

one of the best alanis songs that practically bitch-slaps her ex for fucking up their relationship cause he couldn't keep it in his pants or something..

song really says it all man

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

i don't know

something you can say to ANY QUESTION EVER.
this can never fail, especially if you weren't paying any attention to what the dude was saying in the first place

NICK: ayyyy what up, mayne?!
ME: i don't know.

LISA: where'd you get that haze from?
ME: i don't know.

AARON: DUDE!!! is that my wife under you??!!?!?!?
ME: i don't know.

LISA: is that a mexican in your room?
ME: i don't know.

by ilikethatpanda June 15, 2010