Juan

A gay lil fucker who Can die in a hole alone

Juan: "Im GAY"
PErson 2: OML ME 2

by F*YACHICKENSTRIPS March 2, 2020

Juan

A cool and drunk and beautiful Mexican man

Hey vlad just don’t be a Juan

by Juan Untila November 2, 2018

Juan Noodle

The act of one man having sex with multiple women at the same time.

He is so lucky, he pulled a Juan Noodle with those five chicks!

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Juan

Also known as gay child, he is not Jesus. If he pokes you that means he is trying to rape you. Don't trust him.

Juan is untrustworthy, I blame him for missing teachers and the blood all over their desks

by LivvieLulu September 17, 2018

juan mares

cool,funny,loyal,

bitch ass Mexican who be at pfs

juan mares is my best friend

by eskitettttttt December 1, 2017

Juan Star

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

“Bro who’s this fucking dumbass”
“That’s Juan Star lmao”

by Juan Star November 16, 2022

Juan

Juan is an introverted boy, but cool. He is a person who gives you security and confidence. He is very beautiful inside and out. His aura is strong and positive. You could be by his side without mentioning a word but strangely you would be comfortable and calm. We all deserve a Juan in our lives. His very presence makes many happy. He is smart, kind and cute.

Juan is probably the kindest and calmest guy you will ever meet.

- Who's that boy?
- It's Juan, I met him a few minutes ago, he's so nice!

by absmt November 21, 2021