camal jockey

Slang for a person of arabic descent, refers to the nomadic peoples of the middle east who are depicted as riding camals.

that camal jockey shot my brother!

by Thing May 13, 2005

Camel-Jockey

Arabic-Islamic nationality usually violent in nature.

The guys throwing rocks at the M1 Abrams Tanks on CNN.

by Preston in Mephis August 6, 2003

jock

A derogatory term for the Scots. Has origins in World War 2; the Scottish version of the English Tommy was a Jock. Usually either a term of light hearted banter or abusive insult, depending on the context.

All them fucking Jocks north of the border!

by cactusx102 December 11, 2007

excel jockey

Someone who can do kick-ass shit in Microsoft Excel.

Dude, if you want your spreadsheet to do a bunch of calculations, automatically turn different colors, have drop down boxes, and summarize using a pivot table we're going to need to find ourselves an Excel Jockey.

by TrickyDix July 8, 2014

jock

A fucking idiot. -.-

See above.

by Silver January 17, 2004

jocking

Derived from the word jock strap. Much in the way a jock strap cups, secures, and holds in place someone's nuts (balls or testicles), some humans also hold, grip, or "jock" someone in order to impress, gain favor, or attract.
Jocking is the act or art of placing someone on a higher level or pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so.

"I wish John would stop jocking Terri for a date!"
"Do you see the way Sally has been jocking Mr. Brown for a good grade?"

by Trance the MC August 4, 2007

Jock-Strap Junkie

A homosexual Jock, usually the captian or head of a sports team. When they're not practicing or masterbating to pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal, they spend most of their time hitting on their teammates, Discussing the hottest NFL/NBA/MLB/NHL players, and sniffing the eachothers jock straps (thus the term "Jock-Strap Junkie").

Center: Hey, have you noticed that Jake squeezes when he gives you the "Good Game" slap?
Guard: Dude! I thought I was the only one that noticed!
Center: Do you think he's gay?
Guard: Yep. A strait up Jock-Strap Junkie.

by Chattom, E April 11, 2007