Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2016

jon

Our codeword for weed when we cant trust nobody

"Hey are you bringing jon to the party friday?"

by ouchmycookie January 26, 2017

The Jon Webster

Just after having a mental breakdown after receiving a faulty fleshlight.

I got a new present but it was the Jon Webster.

by imsoinsane February 3, 2017

jon barry

hes a legend in 2k. find him. he played for the the celtics in 92. He is low rated(69 XD) but has 90 3pt. HE IS A GOD. I played a whole game and he never missed a shot.

Who's your greatest nba all time player?
Jon Barry of course, check his 3 pointers

by yes boi yes March 3, 2017

Jon Cryer

American actor. Mostly famous for playing Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men.

Jon Cryer is the perfect potrayal of alan

by superbobble.com April 13, 2017

jon samuels

The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.

He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.

by Mexican in disguise May 31, 2017

Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.

I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.

by RexxxManning June 27, 2017