[split] this [joint]

to leave, often implying that one would rather be in another place; originally used to mean "to escape from prison"

I'm getting bored. Let's split this joint.

by Muddy_123 December 19, 2008

Double Jointed

A sex position consisting of boy on bottom and girl riding on top - both the boy and girl are smoking a joint thus, Double Jointed.

"i seriously can't wait to try Double Jointed with him"

"dude ya, it's sooo great getting high and having sex AT THE SAME TIME!"

by stonermike420breh August 3, 2011

superman a joint

When you smoke a whole j in one breath.

Superman a joint and it'll really fucked you up.

by Paulis DEad September 9, 2006

Joinc

Possibly the worst company ever made. It has a high involvement with human trafficking and selling drugs. Their owner Joshua W.S.O, is the most selfish n00b of all time. He was basically hitler.

Oh joinc, yeah I hate that company it reminds me of the nazis

by Joinc April 23, 2020

joint loan

a loan given to someone from their joint money.

I guess I could give you a joint loan from my joint money.

by Jdogg050 August 22, 2008

Joint Requirement Session

When a group of people gather together after a stressful meeting or workday, especially after a Joint Requirement Session, and smoke weed to alleviate their sorrows.

Man, that eight-hour Joint Requirement Session with the Product group was stressful! That meeting calls for a mandatory Joint Requirement Session. Does anyone have any Purple Kush?

by drjepsen July 28, 2012

Join batteries

When two people are moving to live together, and each brings his/her stash of batteries

We finally decided that I would move to her place, so I brought my stash and now we join batteries.

by SUSBAR1 September 3, 2012