Jerkabate

to be jerk while you masturbate

while talking on the phone, I jerkabated by calling this girl a bitch and pulling on my pork.

by vweeenuh schnitzel November 26, 2010

Jerk handle

like a dildo, it is a long narrow instrument used to masterbate in either the ass or the vagina

you gotta stick a cock up your ass mate, and make a jerk handle out of it

by a_big_bunghole March 5, 2011

Jerk Shack

An establishment that claims to be a massage parlor or massage therapy center, but ultimately specialized in performing masturbation (Hand-Jobs, Happy Endings) following the massage. This service is typically performed by a female masseuse on a male customer. But can performed via male on male.

Hey Bill, what was the name of that jerk shack that you went to last weekend?

by thumpr033 April 26, 2011

jecked-up

Jecked-up describes the handling by an individual, enterprise or government that takes a process or procedure that's simple, straight forward, easy, productive and of great value to the socio-economic good of a society, individual or enterprise then makes the process or procedure a totally inoperable failed process and implementation impossible because of absolutely unnecessary and incompetent handling of the process or procedure usually with the end purpose being to profiteer as an entity that has 'value added' quality to its services in the economy with financing , sales or manufacture of a commodity.

The financial services and real estate industry has totally JECKED-UP the ability of the American consumer to have basic economic residential shelter that provides safe and comfortable homes for the American family.

by Rogue Gnome December 19, 2011

Jerk Theory

The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.

I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.

by Thatone random guy May 5, 2014

jerk-trovert

A person who is a jerk to people and not afraid to show it. A bad cross between an introvert and extrovert.

Maria: Oooo... Is that the new guy?

Jessica: Yeah that's him - but he's a jerk-trovert. He likes to call people names and roofie girl's drinks.

by jenknowsbest July 28, 2014

Jerkathon

jerking off for an extended period of time resulting in multiple orgasms. A marathon of jerking off.

I had some time alone so I had a Jerkathon.

by W.C. Feelds 66 November 3, 2015